Sunday, February 22, 2009

AER

...maybe, after all this blows over, bernie can get a job there ...although, seems like slim pickins compared ...a guy's gotta start somewhere; sure beats evening manager at kfc, though.

Friday, February 20, 2009

problem is...

so he's only lied a little bit ...he (Roland, not Rod) believes that alone qualifies him to be a senator inasmuch as most of them are little liars as well ...well, then they become president! ...well, then, does that imply if he remains then the public acknowledgement all or most senators are little liars ...excepted are the big liars ...not to leave out the rest of those in the congress (read the house!) ...like that rascal rangle ...well, then, if he remains and we conclude the entire congress (both houses) is tolerant of little liars (let alone the big ones), thence we assume that applies to the president (past?, current?)? ...now, wait a darn minute here!! ...hasn't he (Barack) taken enough guff from the others you ask (no, not the ones on TV's Lost; I mean the liars that are NOT in the congress); limbaugh, hanaday, o'reilly, coulter, and whozamawhatzis who did the cute chimp cartoon at the ny post! ...sheesh! I sure wish I could even get away with havin' a big fried chicken lunch with coupla leaves of lettuce on the side and tellin' my wife I had salad! She always finds out the truth (I never litter so those KFC wrappers are all over the back seat of the car for sure). I sure do need some lessons in lie effectiveness from those little liars! ...as for Rob, we should'a asked his wife!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

those rotten dirty scoundrels !!

...so now it seems ole rod got some money outa rob for the trip he gave him to DC ...wonder why he left space on his tomb? Maybe it's for his logo (i.e. prison tatoo to be applied)? ...and, now we have another dump of phony money into the phony economy so we can all go down to walmart and get ourselves a nice lounge chair and a big bag of pork rinds and settle in for a look at our DTV free ...well, maybe!

really, look at the ads...now the focus is on selling new antennae since they sold out of the coupons for boxes ...the mention of antennaweb.com is all over the airwaves ...it's a SCAM people, duh! I got the boxes and don't get but coupla channels only 1h south of philly. The digital signal doesn't fade out with distance; it falls off a cliff (thus the "cliff effect") ...near transmitter, you get plenty (long island, ny gonna get about 50 or more channels) ...here I don't even get the big4 with antenna on 40' tower and pre-amplifier + amplifier...d'oh! ...wanna buy some converter boxes offa me?

and tomorrow they're gonna bail out the folks who lied like fish to get a mortgage on nice digs in the suburbs ...well, friend of mine's son-in-law had a condo in a nicer (hehee) area of Detroit he got for a buck and a half and just let go for halfa that! ...nice. Where are we going with all this? Sweet haven?

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today...

Sunday, February 15, 2009

...even Sanjays as well

"Former CA CEO Sanjay Kumar, 45, started his 12-year prison sentence Tuesday at a minimum-security federal pen in Fairton, New Jersey" ...yippee!! I live on the same street as a supergeek!! I wonder if he gets better high speed internet at the FED than I do in my humble abode ??

...not done with those scamps yet !!

...another Robert in the scrap heap ...that Burris Blagojevich sent to the senate before he went under is on his way to the deep (as in what you don't wanna see hitting any ventilation apparatus be it your window fan or your nostrils) ...seems he lied once or twice or more (which led Quinn to ask for his lame excuses) ...wowweee !! ...an un-ending supply of lackluster louts named Robert !!

"Burris has built a mausoleum for himself and his family in Oak Woods Cemetery on Chicago's South Side. His tombstone proclaims, "Trail Blazer," and includes a list of his accomplishments, with space left for future ones." [Wikipedia]

...makes me so darn proud, you ??

Friday, February 13, 2009

the list

went right through that robert list like lightning; now he is runnin' out of judds fast ! ...is a 2nd choice cabinet gonna do ? Isn't the whole promise of the "new" bi washington sposta bring diverse views into the inner circle ?

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

and I thought my budget was a mess!!

$3 trillion! ...awcrapp ...and I am sure I won't see a penny. We who don't have bad debt are sure gonna get some real soon ...and then came Barack speakin'2 the people and with that and a little help from Geitner the market tanks!! Gas goin'up and opec trimmin'supply and you think this ainna gonna be a hot summer? ...the obamarama continues on it's willy-nilly binge ...claims he wasn't "ginned" up to spend 800 billion ...well, that's cuz he's ginnin'up 4 3T I spoze.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

wtf ...whatever...!!

Any old Robert will do inasmuch as nobody seems left amongst the handful who actually paid their taxes !! ...or had a nanny who didn't tell about the nannycam they had until the upskirt event with the boss had already gone down ...under the desk, y'all; the only safe place !! ...I will offer the whitehouse (which usta have a real racy website whitehouse.com 'till they shut it down) an underdeskcam ...should be kinda gud, no? I will shuddup if I get one of those 4% cheeep loans on my mansion ...I doubt it's for me; it's the maxedoutcreditcardsbehindinpayments6months crowd who are gonna get the gudstuff on our nickle !! ...by then, we'll be in it for more than a nickle; hide yer kruggerands in that new pillowtop tempurpedic, y'all; it's showtime at the obamarama !!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

just you watch...

bottom of barrel on deck ...pretty soon we're gonna hear pronounced the dreaded Robert Reisch or even Robert Rubin who melted Citi and now will be lurkin' for another whack at the whole enchelada!! wowweee!! is it 17 days he lasted or what? hey, Barack, wake up!!

Obamarama!

an OBAMARAMA! complete with screwups (I didn't say screws, no chubby under desk, no blue dress; yet!) ...too many tax cheats ! ...running short of recycled clinton leftovers ! ...giving free cash to build the same gas guzzlers nobody wants ! ...pay off peoples' bad credit card & mortgage dept ! I don't have any of that, so what's in it for me other than a transfer of their bad to we who live a responsible financial life ...makes me a carrier of bad dept ! No !!